Meet the chaos

Welcome to Chaos Incorported – the company where I, the office slut, works. In this blog you will read about daily stuff that goes on in this office. It’s my place to vent :)

We are a company with 25 workers and we’re and are expanding. We operate in the IT area. That’s all I’m gonna say. No need to be more spesific ;)

So… this is some of my colleagues. I might add some names and descriptions as I write about them.

  • Pennysaver: Female boss. She is a moeny-saver and likes to boss around.
  • He-boss: My male  boss. thinks that things can be done in seconds, when it really takes hours. He’s married to Pennysaver.
  • G*Star: head of support. The one I bond with and have lunch with. We gossip and discuss all sort of work related things.
  • the Kid: works at support. Acts very childish and have a houmor like a 4 year old. Poop, pee and barf is funny!
  • The mother: accountant. She’s the oldest, 50 years old. Bright smile and pleasent to work with.
  • Loudy: technical guy, talks really loud all the time. You hear him everywhere.
  • Weed-head: technical / support guy I work with. A lazyboy and quite annoying to work with from time to time. Smoke weed.
  • Mohawk: head of sales. Visionary guy who talks loudly.
  • Moon: sales guy. Nice guy, easy to work with. Hopeless in work-related parties. Always very drunk and transforms into a attention-whore who have to moon at least once during the party!
  • Stress: former colleague (sales guy) who quitted in May. Very slow learner. Wanted everybody else to do his work. Walked around stressfully in the office talking in the phone, just like sales guys do!
  • Pho: technician. Will come and fix your computer if you got problem. Drives out to clients who need help. Very easy to work with. He does most of what Loudy used to do. I must say, it’s more pleasent to work with Pho than Loudy.

 

Enjoy the chaos ;)

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